Disney/Pixar Females - Hair Colours: What’s your favourite? (Mine’s Red)
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
I had this with someone. I was convinced I was reading too much into it, that there was no way that he could actually like me. We’ve been dating for almost four years, so I’m glad I was wrong.
comments by youtube users under the name of shinji ikari are my favorite
I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.
you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending…